Όλοι θέλουν να γίνουν χάκερ..

Τα παρακάτω τα αλίευσα από γνωστό φόρουμ και έχοντας γνωρίσει και προσωπικά πολλούς "χάκερ" είπα να σας διασκεδάσω λιγάκι... Ιντζόϊ!

<narco> thelw na ginw hacker
<narco> pou grafomai?
<qex> ....
<narco> thelw na ginw megalos kakos hacker
<qex> ti enoeis pou grafese?
<qex> .........
<operat0r> oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<narco> exete kapia lista?
<qex> file thelei diabasma.......
<ice_hacker> ...l...o....l
<narco> eimai mikros kai exw oreksi
<narco> ti xreiazete na kserw?
<operat0r> narco trwgontas anoigei i oreksi
<narco> exw win 95
<narco> kserw na taxeirizomai
<operat0r> aaaiii peta to
<operat0r> xaxaxaxa
<narco> briskw pasxietza
<narco> kai ola
<narco> oti mou peis
<narco> exw brei ena hack gia pasxietza kai narkalieuti
<narco> kai toxw termatisei
<narco> den ftanei auto gia na ginw san kai sas?

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<antonis_24> shmera pou ema8a ti einai o hacker kai ti h hooker 8a mou ma8eis na kanw hook ?
<GaGaS> Capten Hook ?
<antonis_24> ti einai auto ?
<GaGaS> e ti hook na sou ma8w an den ksereis ti einai auto pou mou zhtas ?
<antonis_24> a etsi legetai auta pou kanoun oi hacker ? hook ?
<GaGaS> hmmmmmm
<antonis_24> siga siga 8a mou ta les ma8ainw grhgora
<GaGaS> !!!!!!!!!!!!
<antonis_24> loipon ?
<GaGaS> ok . Patise ALT + CTRL + DEL kai sto para8uro pou 8a sou bgalei ksana patise ta idia gia na anoikseis tis entoles tou hack
<antonis_24> ok miso lepto please mono
<GaGaS> nai perimenw
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<GaGaS> hm
antonis_24 [~hacker@ath36-a060.otenet.gr] has joined #Greece-Makedonia
<GaGaS> ela ti egine ?
<antonis_24> den kserw esbhse ta pc mou kai ksekinise pali mono tou!!!!!!!!
<GaGaS> wx la8os entolh sou edwsa sorry. Patise ALT + F4 h allh den douleuei swsta katw apo Windows 98
<antonis_24> ok
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<GaGaS> hmmmmmmm
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<GaGaS> ela ti egine ?
<antonis_24> den kserw
<GaGaS> ti programma xrhsimopoieis gia na mpeneis sto chat?
<antonis_24> Windows 98
<GaGaS> programma lew gia na kaneis chat oxi ti windows
<antonis_24> aaa sorry den katalaba . Exw to camel
<GaGaS> lights medium h kanoniko ?
<antonis_24> den kserw pou to leei auto?
<GaGaS> patise ALT + CTRL + DEL 2 forers grhgora na deis
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antonis_24 [~hacker@ath36-a060.otenet.gr] has joined #Greece-Makedonia
<antonis_24> mou fenetai einai duskolo na ginw hacker olo mperdeuomai 8a ginw HOOKER kalutera
<GaGaS> ok egw prospa8isa pantws
<antonis_24> se euxaristw polu to ektimaw idiaitera na se kala  

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<nikos--> re ti einai hacker gmt ????????
<Provatak|> ?
<Provatak|> pare tilefono :
<Provatak|> 8011145555
<nikos--> okk ena lepto ok?
<Provatak|> k
<nikos--> re ,la8os mou edoses ,to sikose o ote leei ...
<Provatak|> hmm
<Provatak|> apo sta8ero den perneis ?
<nikos--> nai
<Provatak|> re oxi
<Provatak|> apo to kinito prepei
<nikos--> ok perimene lgio
<nikos--> re tora mou leei oti einai la8os ...elekse an einai sosto
<Provatak|> hmmm ,exeis vodafon ?
<nikos--> oxi cosmote
<Provatak|> eeee giauto re asto den 8a pareis tilefono kalytera
<Provatak|> grapse touto gia na sou diksi ti einai hacker :
<Provatak|> ./server hacker.plirofories.gr
<nikos--> ./server hacker.plirofories.gr
<Provatak|> xoris tin telia re
<nikos--> ah ok
* Quit (Quit)
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<nikos--> re den mou vgazi tpt
<Provatak|> hmmm ok la8os pali sorry ,pata 2 fores alt+ctrl+del
<nikos--> ok miso
* Quits: nikos-- ( connection reset by peer )
* nikos-- has joined #mpempe
<nikos--> re me ekane restart ton ypologisti giati ?
<Provatak|> la8os entoli mallon ma kala ti client xrisimopeiis ?
<nikos--> client millenium
<Provatak|> client re ,oxi windows
<nikos--> aa etsi pes,client netcarta
<Provatak|> bravo auto i8ela na ma8o.
<nikos--> re vare8ika telika..
<nikos--> einai diskola telika
<Provatak|> ok pata alt+f4 kai des ti 8a sou vgalei
* nikos-- (sun_night@ppp86-241.komotini.access.acn.gr) Quit (Quit)

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